My Car Wears a Blanket

Well, actually, it's wearing an old tablecloth, a red checked one to be exact. Why? To keep the frost off of the front windshield. The fabric is spread over the windshield and held in place by a couple pieces of tape at the top of the glass and by the windshield wipers at the bottom. It may look goofy, but on shivery cold mornings all I have to do is pull it off and voila! a clear view for my driving safety. It sure beats scraping, scraping, scraping...